Google Adlibs:

"i * you but"

• I could tell you but then you would have to be destroyed by me
• Don't tell him I told you but the vet lives here.
• I hate you but it's fine.
• I know you but you don't know me.

"i * eating * on the *"

I am a snake head eating the head on the opposite side. I grew up eating corn on the cob. I sit here eating breakfast on the roof.


Googlism of "Kane" (the radio morning show host I worked for this summer)

• kane is raw
• kane is overrated
• kane is changing vroooms
• kane is sweet on iowa
• kane is a complete monster but in the end you can't help but feel sorry for him
• kane is a form of spiritual healing grounded in ancient hawaiian huna wisdom