Here I took Lil Wayne's "Lollipop" lyrics, and put them into the Dialectizer to make them what I would think would be the opposite, "Redneck"

ah say he so sweet Make her be hankerin' t'lick th' wrapper
So ah let her lick th' wrapper
She she lick me Like a lollipop (Yeah)
She she lick me Like a lollipop (Yeah)
Sho'ty be hankerin' a thug
Bottles in th' club
sho'ty be hankerin' t'hoomp
Yo' knows ah like t'touch Yer lovely lady lumps
Come On Yeah Okay
Li'l mama had a swag like mine
She even wears her hair Down her back like mine
ah make her feel right When it's wrong like lyin'
Man she ain't nevah Had a love like mine
But Man ah ain't nevah See an ass like hers
Thet ** in mah mouth Had me lost fo' wo'ds
Told her t'back it up Like berp berp
An' ah made thet ass jump Like jerp jerp
An' thass when she She lick me Like a lollipop (Oh yeah ah like thet)
Okay Af'er yo' back it up Then stop
Drop It sho'ty Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
Do does do it sho'ty Don't stop
sho'ty said th' guy Thet she wif ain't shit
sho'ty said th' guy Thet she wif ain't this
sho'ty said th' guy Thet she wif kin't hit
But sho'ty i'm a-gonna hit it, hit it, Like ah cain't miss
An' He kin't does this
An' He doesn't does thet
sho'ty need a refund Need t'brin' thet guy back
Jest like a refund ah make her brin' thet ass back
An' she brin' thet ass back On account o' ah Like Thet
git her on top she drop it like it hot
an' when i'm on th' bottom she hit th' mighty bottom
then we in th' bed givin' gittin' haid
Call me so i kin make it juicy fo' ya
call me so i kin does it juicy fo' ya